Thing I really want now: a lesbian duet version of Blake Shelton's "Honey Bee".

Or a version with a female singer (which would fuck with the song's gender norms all by itself), or a duet where the singers are any combination of genders provided the arrangement fucks with the gender norms (so the only thing out is an m/f version where the lines describing Shelton's 'I' all describe the male singer and those describing Shelton's 'you' all describe the female singer), or any version that fucks with the song's heteronormativity.

But really a lesbian duet version.