The hell dye does Faded Glory use for its panties? The green pair I had on before I showered, all the bits with vaginal discharge are blue. The blue pair I've got on now, all those bits are pink. WTF.

Also their size chart lies, because I bought the size that's supposed to be right for my pants size, but that green pair is coming apart at both side seams and no way have I worn it more than three or four times.